i like to give Socrates a southern accent when i read some of the things he’s written. one thick like molasses. think Foghorn Leghorn. it gives him a bit of charm, like i’m listening to Frank Underwood speak. makes it less boring.
just got out of my art history class. i’m not sure if i like art. the professor asked “what is art?” and everyone shrugged and she’s like “exactly!”
also ,some of the other students really seem to have it all figured out, which is always discouraging. one girl said she had plans to major in “scientific sculpture”? i’m not sure what that is but it sounds to be…of use. i want to do something useful.
when i walked into work today, i saw a guy who looked like action bronson sitting at the bar. i went to the back to hang my jacket up and i thought to myself “what the fuck would i even say to action bronson if he was sitting at the bar?” the first couple things that came to mind were to compliment him on the easy rider video, because i enjoyed it. and to ask him why the hell he was eating airport food. i know he knows food and anyone who knows food knows that airport food is the fucking worst. i’d question his poor decision. when i got back to the bar it ended up not being action bronson but some other fat white bearded dude with precious hair. i was kinda relieved.
also, president obama completely fucked me over today. he flew into our airport and when the president flies in, all air traffic is restricted in the area for an hour. so the bar became packed with people pissed off that their flights were unexpectedly delayed for an hour and i’m not the biggest fan of dealing with cranky ass white people.
i don’t think i’d ask obama anything if i ever met him.
how diverse is the staff over at marvel, though? how many women writers/illustrators? how many people of color? are we sure this isn’t just white men capitalizing off of our lack of representation? are there receipts available?
the day was going fine and then all of the women i work with got in a little argument over each other not doing their job and such. it all happened so suddenly. they were all mad at each other and being silent so to break the tension i said “well, looks like the day has taken a turn for the worst.” in like a movie announcer voice.
i did shrooms for the first time not too long ago and it was a very profound experience for me but i don’t talk about it because every time i try to articulate what it was like for me i feel like i sound like how jaden smith tweets. and that doesn’t sit well with me.
on my 21st birthday i walked around everywhere with a bottle of grey goose in one hand and a bottle of malibu rum in the other because around that time Monster had just dropped and i just wanted to be Kanye so bad.