May 2013
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Sergio Garcia (when asked if he would invite Tiger Woods to dinner during US Open): We will have (Tiger Woods) round every night. We will serve fried chicken.
White Youtube Commenter: How is this racist?
sophisticated-killer asked: When I see you on my dash I read some of your stuff for a while and laugh a little. The Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke post had me in tears. I enjoy your blog.
9 DAYS UNTIL ISABELLE’S BIRTHDAY I’M SO EXCITED THIS BLOG POST WAS DEFINITELY MADE BY ME AND NOT ISABELLE
*googles Benghazi for dummies*
gorgeous people who aren’t that funny but think they have the best sense of humor because everyone laughs at their jokes because they’re gorgeous.
circle of life.
up reading about the Basquiat/Diaz SAMO movement.
i don’t know anything about Basquiat, but from reading this he sounds like a sellout.
i guess i should read more.
nothing used to hurt my heart more than being called an african booty scratcher in elementary school
don’t matter how good my day was going
once someone pulled the african booty scratcher card out on me, that was it
fuck recess. call my mom. i want to go home. i’m an african booty scratcher.
would you follow yourself?
so…rhode island is fucking bizarre.
i’ve seen some shit today.
shit that i think should be documented.
since i’m the guy on tumblr known for telling awkward stories about things that have happened to me
i figure, why not take a crack at making a blog about my transition from atlanta to rhode island?
so, yeah. stay tuned.
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i haven’t played monopoly in 3 years.
the last time i played, i was playing against my ex and my best friend. shortly after the game ended, my best friend got a phone call. his grandfather had passed away. he was very upset (he was raised by his grandparents and was very close to them.)
as we were consoling him, my ex got a phone call from her mother. her grandmother (paternal) had...
is there a such thing as american privilege?
Anonymous asked: Hey, I'm going to vegas for memorial day weekend and I wanted to know of any tips or places to see (other than the usual) while I'm there? Thanks!
Watchafrosandprose:
5|14|2013 — A short video of thrifting/Drew trying on a funky shirt at the thrift store this afternoon. (He didn’t end up buying it.)
look at me sag my pants in salvation army.
i’m so trill.
african-american ii
miguu:
i lost a whole continent. a whole continent from my memory. unlike all other hyphenated americans my hyphen is made of blood. when africa says hello my mouth is a heartbreak because i have nothing in my tongue to answer her. i don’t know how to say hello to my mother.
Anonymous asked: Who are some of your favorite artists? What are some of your favorite pasttimes? And where do you see yourself in 5 years, socially, mentally, and professionally?
links that i’ve resisted clicking today
30 epic ways to open a beer
is Jay-Z a time traveller?
the newest invention from Taco Bell
growing up ain’t easy
the death of the last black man in the whole entire world
starring ryan gosling
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so, i’m in rhode island.
for good.
this next month will be an interesting one.
earlier i was in the car with isabelle and her father.
before i got in, i went to shake her father’s hand.
i held out my right hand (because i thought that was the rule when you shake someone’s hand. also because i was holding 3 bags in the other hand)
and instead of also holding out his right hand for the shake, he took his left hand and grabbed my fingertips
and shook my damn...
i’m in downtown atlanta
they are filming anchorman 2 in the park
(spoiler alert?)
kanye is down here too
also, all of the bums who normally stand in the park have been relocated to a smaller park-like area and they don’t look happy about it
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My girlfriend is really cool and really beautiful and I’m going to see her in two days and I’m going to touch her booty. Twice.
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you’re nineteen?
no.
you’re lightning in a bottle.
“Trying to understand desire by watching a nude woman is like a child taking...”
– Marcel Proust
Nice Car, No Engine: An Autobiography
April 2013
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i want to build some of the furniture in my next apartment.
simple stuff, though.
start with a bookshelf. if i don’t fuck that up, maybe move on to an end table or something.
(i also want to look into growing an herb or two)
sometimes i get a little stressed and overwhelmed when i compare the things i know to the things i want to learn.
not dead.
Anonymous asked: what did you do to get on probation? better yet, is there a story for it?
every week i’ve been downloading 1 old(ish) album that i love but haven’t heard in a while.
this week i downloaded Common’s Finding Forever.
bittersweet.
i love the album. there are few song on it that i dont like. beautifully arranged. good messages. can’t complain.
but when it came out, i was on probation. and i used to listen to it a lot while i did my community...
last week i got over-drunk and sent some really embarrassing text messages to Isabelle.
so to avoid being blackmailed, it looks like i’m in this relationship for the long run. no matter what.
not that i was looking for a way out of this relationship in the first place or anything. Isabelle is incredible in so many ways and i can feel growth and good change and i’m learning a lot...
just ran across a video of me getting into a ramen noodle cooking contest with my little brother when i was 14-15 years old.
the whole time i was wearing a fitted hat
and aviator shades
and a tall blue tee.
and i lost the contest.
i’m not one to make light of a bad situation too soon but
this is the worst thing i’ve seen all week.
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up next on cnn headline news:
selfies of terrorists
knewdrew:
forgive those that flex against us.
i cant wait to put on my cosby sweaters and sit by the fireplace and read my old tumblr posts to my grandkids.
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i made a joke about Jesus using finger guns to bless people with things back in his day.
shortly after making that joke, i lost my job.
touché Jesus.
how do you responsibly live every day as if it’ll be your last?
