May 2013
34 posts
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Sergio Garcia (when asked if he would invite Tiger Woods to dinner during US Open): We will have (Tiger Woods) round every night. We will serve fried chicken. White Youtube Commenter: How is this racist?
May 22nd
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sophisticated-killer asked: When I see you on my dash I read some of your stuff for a while and laugh a little. The Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke post had me in tears. I enjoy your blog.
May 22nd
9 DAYS UNTIL ISABELLE’S BIRTHDAY I’M SO EXCITED THIS BLOG POST WAS DEFINITELY MADE BY ME AND NOT ISABELLE
May 22nd
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*googles Benghazi for dummies*
May 21st
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May 20th
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gorgeous people who aren’t that funny but think they have the best sense of humor because everyone laughs at their jokes because they’re gorgeous. circle of life.
May 20th
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up reading about the Basquiat/Diaz SAMO movement.  i don’t know anything about Basquiat, but from reading this he sounds like a sellout. i guess i should read more.
May 20th
nothing used to hurt my heart more than being called an african booty scratcher in elementary school don’t matter how good my day was going once someone pulled the african booty scratcher card out on me, that was it fuck recess. call my mom. i want to go home. i’m an african booty scratcher.
May 20th
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would you follow yourself?
May 19th
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so…rhode island is fucking bizarre. i’ve seen some shit today. shit that i think should be documented. since i’m the guy on tumblr known for telling awkward stories about things that have happened to me i figure, why not take a crack at making a blog about my transition from atlanta to rhode island? so, yeah. stay tuned.
May 19th
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i haven’t played monopoly in 3 years.  the last time i played, i was playing against my ex and my best friend. shortly after the game ended, my best friend got a phone call. his grandfather had passed away. he was very upset (he was raised by his grandparents and was very close to them.)  as we were consoling him, my ex got a phone call from her mother. her grandmother (paternal) had...
May 18th
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is there a such thing as american privilege? 
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: Hey, I'm going to vegas for memorial day weekend and I wanted to know of any tips or places to see (other than the usual) while I'm there? Thanks!
May 16th
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afrosandprose: 5|14|2013 — A short video of thrifting/Drew trying on a funky shirt at the thrift store this afternoon. (He didn’t end up buying it.) look at me sag my pants in salvation army. i’m so trill.
May 16th
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african-american ii
miguu: i lost a whole continent. a whole continent from my memory. unlike all other hyphenated americans my hyphen is made of blood. when africa says hello my mouth is a heartbreak because i have nothing in my tongue to answer her. i don’t know how to say hello to my mother.
May 15th
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May 15th
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Anonymous asked: Who are some of your favorite artists? What are some of your favorite pasttimes? And where do you see yourself in 5 years, socially, mentally, and professionally?
May 15th
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links that i’ve resisted clicking today 30 epic ways to open a beer is Jay-Z a time traveller? the newest invention from Taco Bell growing up ain’t easy
May 14th
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May 13th
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the death of the last black man in the whole entire world starring ryan gosling
May 13th
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May 12th
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so, i’m in rhode island. for good. this next month will be an interesting one.
May 12th
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earlier i was in the car with isabelle and her father. before i got in, i went to shake her father’s hand. i held out my right hand (because i thought that was the rule when you shake someone’s hand. also because i was holding 3 bags in the other hand) and instead of also holding out his right hand for the shake, he took his left hand and grabbed my fingertips and shook my damn...
May 10th
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i’m in downtown atlanta they are filming anchorman 2 in the park (spoiler alert?) kanye is down here too also, all of the bums who normally stand in the park have been relocated to a smaller park-like area and they don’t look happy about it
May 8th
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My girlfriend is really cool and really beautiful and I’m going to see her in two days and I’m going to touch her booty. Twice.
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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you’re nineteen? no. you’re lightning in a bottle.
May 6th
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May 5th
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“Trying to understand desire by watching a nude woman is like a child taking...”
– Marcel Proust
May 1st
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Nice Car, No Engine: An Autobiography
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
31 posts
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i want to build some of the furniture in my next apartment. simple stuff, though. start with a bookshelf. if i don’t fuck that up, maybe move on to an end table or something. (i also want to look into growing an herb or two)
Apr 30th
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sometimes i get a little stressed and overwhelmed when i compare the things i know to the things i want to learn.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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not dead.
Apr 28th
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Apr 23rd
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Anonymous asked: what did you do to get on probation? better yet, is there a story for it?
Apr 20th
every week i’ve been downloading 1 old(ish) album that i love but haven’t heard in a while. this week i downloaded Common’s Finding Forever. bittersweet. i love the album. there are few song on it that i dont like. beautifully arranged. good messages. can’t complain. but when it came out, i was on probation. and i used to listen to it a lot while i did my community...
Apr 20th
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last week i got over-drunk and sent some really embarrassing text messages to Isabelle. so to avoid being blackmailed, it looks like i’m in this relationship for the long run. no matter what. not that i was looking for a way out of this relationship in the first place or anything. Isabelle is incredible in so many ways and i can feel growth and good change and i’m learning a lot...
Apr 20th
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just ran across a video of me getting into a ramen noodle cooking contest with my little brother when i was 14-15 years old. the whole time i was wearing a fitted hat and aviator shades and a tall blue tee. and i lost the contest. i’m not one to make light of a bad situation too soon but this is the worst thing i’ve seen all week.
Apr 19th
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up next on cnn headline news: selfies of terrorists
Apr 19th
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knewdrew: forgive those that flex against us.
Apr 19th
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i cant wait to put on my cosby sweaters and sit by the fireplace and read my old tumblr posts to my grandkids.
Apr 19th
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i made a joke about Jesus using finger guns to bless people with things back in his day. shortly after making that joke, i lost my job. touché Jesus.
Apr 17th
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how do you responsibly live every day as if it’ll be your last?
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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