January 2012
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i just finished listening to Habits & Contradictions for the first time
(best thing i’ve heard in awhile
ScHoolboy Q is a fantastic rapper and i was not aware of this)
so, i’m listening and in the back of my mind i’m comparing Q to Kendrick.
and i’m thinking “…actually? Q ain’t that bad. He might be just as good as…”
and then Blessed...
weird things people searched for on my blog over the past month:
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how to smile on demand
leaked pictures of guys (???)
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self-pleasure
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i want to take a nap.
but i can’t.
there’s a raspy-voiced mexican baby behind my apartment
and he’s just standing there
completely alone
screaming
at the top of his fucking lungs.
and it’s one of those tongue-out-of-mouth over dramatic Oscar Award winning screams.
i’d make this little mother fucker a taco, but all i have is flour tortillas and i know mexicans...
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i’m not above breaking it off with a chick over a pb&j sandwich.
you put way too much peanut butter on this sandwich,
and i think we should see other people.
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i’m considering buying a book on Feng Shui.
i feel like my apartment is a dead zone for creativity.
even with all the weed i smoke here
it’s like…all the good ideas that i think of on the ride here become mashed potatoes as soon as i open my door.
and then i get really sleepy.
i’m just not feeling the vibe that my apartment gives off
so i’m turning to the...
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i’m a waiter
i’m also very uncomfortable with saying my own name out loud.
which makes it awkward sometimes when i’m trying to introduce myself to a table
hi, my name is….
Juh-rew?
fuck.
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i just realized that every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that i’ve seen is basically the fucking same.
Larry disagrees with something Person 1 did. No matter what it is, it upsets him to the point where he can’t let it go.
Larry confronts the Person 1. Doesn’t end well.
Larry comes across a promising opportunity in the hands of Person 2.
Larry finds out that there is some...
Would you catch a grenade for your Mom?
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