Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.– Ron Swanson
i saw Drive last night. i’ll be dammed if i didn’t almost wreck my car several times Ryan Gosling my way to work this morning.
hi. my name is Drew. i’m 22. i like to do weed. i’m the proud owner of a losing fantasy basketball team. and if you decide to go home with me tonight, let’s go to your place because i may or may not have roaches. now… do you have a special name for your titties…or…?
Lauren came over this morning, fresh from Nawlins. we smoked as she told me the crazy shit she witnessed during Mardi Gras. after a couple j’s, i decided to get the hookah going. ten minutes in, she was telling me a crazy story about some whore who she went down there with who fucked 2 guys and then pissed in another guy’s bed during the first day of their trip. then she got a...
whatabouttrees replied to your post: i have no idea what to say on here … Smoke a blunt and come back in 20 minutes. See what happens. actually i just bought this water bong. i’ll be back in 10…
undergroundhero replied to your post: i have no idea what to say on here … There’s no such thing as “high enough”, just keep getting higher. i have a friend who used to tell me the same thing. but now he’s a father. i don’t trust fathers…
i have no idea what to say on here anymore.
…can i talk my shit again?
Mom: i'm serious, Drew. you have all of that talent and you're wasting it at that stupid pasta restaurant.
Me: you right. i need to buckle down and focus on my dream career, selling coke.
Mom: you can't be a drug dealer, Drew...
Me: why not?!
Mom: because somebody's gonna punch you in your damn chest, boy! now, stop that!