February 2012
9 posts
“Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
i saw Drive last night.
i’ll be dammed if i didn’t almost wreck my car several times Ryan Gosling my way to work this morning.
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hi.
my name is Drew.
i’m 22.
i like to do weed.
i’m the proud owner of a losing fantasy basketball team.
and if you decide to go home with me tonight, let’s go to your place because i may or may not have roaches.
now…
do you have a special name for your titties…or…?
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Lauren came over this morning,
fresh from Nawlins.
we smoked as she told me the crazy shit she witnessed during Mardi Gras.
after a couple j’s, i decided to get the hookah going.
ten minutes in, she was telling me a crazy story about some whore who she went down there with who fucked 2 guys and then pissed in another guy’s bed during the first day of their trip.
then she got a...
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whatabouttrees replied to your post: i have no idea what to say on here …
Smoke a blunt and come back in 20 minutes. See what happens.
actually i just bought this water bong.
i’ll be back in 10…
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undergroundhero replied to your post: i have no idea what to say on here …
There’s no such thing as “high enough”, just keep getting higher.
i have a friend who used to tell me the same thing.
but now he’s a father.
i don’t trust fathers…
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i
have
no
idea
what
to
say
on
here
anymore.
…can i talk my shit again?
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Mom: i'm serious, Drew. you have all of that talent and you're wasting it at that stupid pasta restaurant.
Me: you right. i need to buckle down and focus on my dream career, selling coke.
Mom: you can't be a drug dealer, Drew...
Me: why not?!
Mom: because somebody's gonna punch you in your damn chest, boy! now, stop that!
