May 2012
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i wish there was a website
where i can catch a badass foreign movie for free.
sometimes, i get tired of the ol’ US of A.
catching a nice French flick with English subtitles is an escape for me.
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today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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i walked into a casino the other day
with $1.
and i left with $6.
because that’s how life works in Vegas.
but they don’t tell you that because of the stupid
“whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” law here.
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For better or for worse, we have created a generation of trolling addicts. And if we take away all their supply, at once, they’re not going to be able to stop. They’re gonna need another fix and that means they’re going to leave the house.If you think those Anonymous Tumblr Questions are stressful now, imagine them shouting at you in...
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So, my friends and I went to the local Foot Locker, the other day.
I saw a pair of shoes that I was just dying to purchase.
I turned to the Sales Associate on duty and pointed at my desired shoe.
“Ma’am, can you fetch these in a size 10.5 for me, please? If available, i’d like to purchase 2 pairs.”
The timid Sales Associate just stood off to the side, glaring at me as...
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John Malkovich’s Siri commercial is my favorite, so far.
kinda creepy how wise Siri really is, though…
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Korean teacher teaching students how to say Coke.
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Living Jaywalking in Detroit is a dangerous game, apparently.
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the reason why i don't want a pet (or trust...
part i
it was a lot of fun. i was taught how to care for each animal properly. i picked up on the whole thing pretty quickly. after a week, i was like motherfucking Noah.
after a while, i grew very fond of all of the animals. i’d enter the room they were in and they’d get all spazzy with excitement. they knew it was time to chow. i ate those moments up like candy. i guess you can say...
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the reason why i don't want a pet (or trust...
when i was in the fourth grade, the elementary school i went to (in Fort Wayne, IN) decided to open up an “Animal Kingdom”.
(it was a private school. i assume now that the Animal Kingdom was used as a selling point to the parents of new students.)
the Animal Kingdom consisted of several different domesticated house pets bought at a nearby pet store.
an albino ferret
a rabbit
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i like to pace myself.
i only floor it
when cars fly by me.
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The Theorist covers Frank Ocean’s Thinking About You.
and if you were wondering, yes. i like to get up early in the morning and scour the Earth for piano covers of my favorite Frank Ocean songs.
you judgin’?
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SBTRKT :: Hold On
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