August 2012
79 posts
am i missing something
or is Maybach Music Group
the worst name for a music group ever?
i’m probably missing something…
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last night, i had a deaf customer come in.
during our exchange we communicated thru notes to each other.
i wanted to write to you guys about how amazing this experience was for me
but actually, she was kind of a bitch.
she came in 5 minutes before we closed
and she stayed for fucking ever.
i didn’t get home until 3:30 this morning because of her inconsiderate ass.
July 2012
50 posts
i appreciate what the Kardashians have done for the black community.
WatchMos Def is arguably the best rapper turned actor.
i mean…who else can even be considered in the argument?
Will Smiith?
Life Without Air Conditioning Journal Entry #1
July 29th, 2012 2:01 AM PST
Day 1
It is hot as fuck, bruh.
been on a strict
margherita pizza and
chicken burrito diet lately.
life is food.
got my check from work today
and it ended up being $200 more than i expected
Watchclassic music video.
easily in the top 5 greatest of all time.
i dare you to say otherwise.
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at work today
this mexican girl i work with was eating cheesecake
and she had some of the whipped cream from the cake on the corner of her mouth
so i said
“yo, you got whipped cream on the corner of your mouth.”
and she wiped the cream up with her finger
and then slowly sucked it off of her finger
and then looked at me and said
“did i get it all?”
and now i’m...
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when deciding which weed to smoke
i always like to use the FIFO method
First In First Out
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Watchoh damn
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just got an 1/8th
of some decent shit
for $15.
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early-onset:
Leisurely walking my cat.
See raccoon, cat doesn’t. Raccoon sees me (is frozen to avoid detection).
PICK CAT UP RUN BACK TO HOUSE.
Cat now angry that I saved his life.
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i’m going to Walmart in the morning
to buy myself some cereal and milk
and i’m so excited about it that i can’t sleep.
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i’m starting to realize how horrible i am at small talk.
sometimes, for the sake of conversation, i wish i gave a shit.
what if Joel’s friends decided against telling him about the letter from Lacuna?
how do you think the story would progress from there?
would he sink into a deep depression and emerge a crazed heartless serial killer?
or would he simply get over it at some point?
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i used to live a block away from a Nabisco factory.
at first i thought it was the coolest thing
because sometimes i’d walk outside
and the air would smell like cookies.
i’d walk past the Nabisco factory
on my way to work everyday.
one day, i was walking past as i always did
and in between two of the Nabisco semi-trucks
stood a bald husky white guy
smoking a cigarette and...
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i followed this chick on Twitter once
and she never followed me back
but she followed one of those
fake Wiz Khalifa advice Twitters.
it took me a long time to get over that.
i’m supposed to remember the url and password to your private blog by heart?
man, this whole process is a bit thirstier than i’d like it to be.
i don’t want to smell like cologne
can’t i just smell like a fresh shower and a recently smoked black?
or do girls not go for that anymore?
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D’Angelo :: Devil’s Pie
talking about those younger times
with that old thing
because you enjoy the punch drunk honesty
of a late night conversation
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peacefullsavage-deactivated2013 asked: im gonna have to unfollow. peace man
what should i be listening to right now?
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WatchTiRon x Ayomari :: Thing Go Right
good with women
but bad at juggling.
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my tv ain’t HD
that’s too
expensive
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Will Smith’s kids all look like prairie dogs to me.
her dying of laughter
after she almost hit that kid in the parking lot that one time
should’ve been a red flag
but she was fine as hell
and i wanted to fuck
so i laughed too
listening to older people call Diddy “Puff Daddy”
is nails on a chalkboard to me.
it’s probably the dumbest thing that i can’t stand.
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at work the other day, our managers had us do mock service where they take half the staff and make them serve food to the other half of the staff for practice. and then they switch. with me so far?
anyways, we had to buddy up with a partner to be served with. i ended up pairing up with this white guy…
so we sit down and we order our food and drinks. and we started talking about where we...
randomly craving chocolate women.
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early-onset replied to your post: a love poem
Oh. Right then. *makes a note to hide cat*
i feel like you’re coming on to me
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a love poem
you broke my heart, girl
you got about 5 seconds to fix it
i’m not playing
do it, or the fucking cat gets it
i like to shout WOLF GANG
after doing things that are slightly rebellious
like going 10 miles over the speed limit
or asking for ketchup at McDonalds
when i know i have ketchup at home.
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i just went to “gewgle.com” to see what would happen.
still took me to Google.com
well played, Google.
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i have 2 jobs.
both of my jobs require me to wear black slacks.
i only own one pair of black slacks
and i’m kinda too broke to invest in another pair right now.
the slacks i own are fine. they are in good condition.
my only problem with them is
how obvious my dick print is in them.
with slacks or like khakis n shit, i like to wear them a size bigger than what i normally wear to avoid...
forrest gump is catchy as hell.
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yesterday, there was a knock at my door.
when I opened the.door, there was an older Mexican guy standing there.
he immediately said “hola” and pointed down my stairs.
at the base of the steps that lead to my apartment, was a black guy with locs in a wheelchair.
when he saw me poke my head out my doorway to see what the Mexican guy was pointing at, he screamed up “AYE, MAN!...
jay electronica is down with OPP.
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annienopanties:
The Internet // Love Song -1...
i’m terrible at answering questions
i’ve never been asked before.
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what if Glob was one of us?
girl, i ain’t yo type.
all i do is smoke
and listen to weird music.
