am i missing something or is Maybach Music Group the worst name for a music group ever? i’m probably missing something…
last night, i had a deaf customer come in. during our exchange we communicated thru notes to each other. i wanted to write to you guys about how amazing this experience was for me but actually, she was kind of a bitch. she came in 5 minutes before we closed and she stayed for fucking ever. i didn’t get home until 3:30 this morning because of her inconsiderate ass.
i appreciate what the Kardashians have done for the black community.
Mos Def is arguably the best rapper turned actor. i mean…who else can even be considered in the argument? Will Smiith?
Life Without Air Conditioning Journal Entry #1 July 29th, 2012 2:01 AM PST Day 1 It is hot as fuck, bruh.
been on a strict margherita pizza and chicken burrito diet lately. life is food.
got my check from work today and it ended up being $200 more than i expected
classic music video. easily in the top 5 greatest of all time. i dare you to say otherwise.
at work today this mexican girl i work with was eating cheesecake and she had some of the whipped cream from the cake on the corner of her mouth so i said “yo, you got whipped cream on the corner of your mouth.” and she wiped the cream up with her finger and then slowly sucked it off of her finger and then looked at me and said “did i get it all?” and now i’m...
when deciding which weed to smoke i always like to use the FIFO method First In First Out
just got an 1/8th of some decent shit for $15.
early-onset: Leisurely walking my cat. See raccoon, cat doesn’t. Raccoon sees me (is frozen to avoid detection). PICK CAT UP RUN BACK TO HOUSE. Cat now angry that I saved his life.
i’m going to Walmart in the morning to buy myself some cereal and milk and i’m so excited about it that i can’t sleep.
i’m starting to realize how horrible i am at small talk. sometimes, for the sake of conversation, i wish i gave a shit.
what if Joel’s friends decided against telling him about the letter from Lacuna? how do you think the story would progress from there? would he sink into a deep depression and emerge a crazed heartless serial killer? or would he simply get over it at some point?
i used to live a block away from a Nabisco factory. at first i thought it was the coolest thing because sometimes i’d walk outside and the air would smell like cookies. i’d walk past the Nabisco factory on my way to work everyday. one day, i was walking past as i always did and in between two of the Nabisco semi-trucks stood a bald husky white guy smoking a cigarette and...
i followed this chick on Twitter once and she never followed me back but she followed one of those fake Wiz Khalifa advice Twitters. it took me a long time to get over that.
i’m supposed to remember the url and password to your private blog by heart? man, this whole process is a bit thirstier than i’d like it to be.
i don’t want to smell like cologne can’t i just smell like a fresh shower and a recently smoked black? or do girls not go for that anymore?
D’Angelo :: Devil’s Pie
talking about those younger times with that old thing because you enjoy the punch drunk honesty of a late night conversation
peacefullsavage-deactivated2013 asked: im gonna have to unfollow. peace man
what should i be listening to right now?
TiRon x Ayomari :: Thing Go Right
good with women but bad at juggling.
my tv ain’t HD that’s too expensive
Will Smith’s kids all look like prairie dogs to me.
her dying of laughter after she almost hit that kid in the parking lot that one time should’ve been a red flag but she was fine as hell and i wanted to fuck so i laughed too
listening to older people call Diddy “Puff Daddy” is nails on a chalkboard to me. it’s probably the dumbest thing that i can’t stand.
at work the other day, our managers had us do mock service where they take half the staff and make them serve food to the other half of the staff for practice. and then they switch. with me so far? anyways, we had to buddy up with a partner to be served with. i ended up pairing up with this white guy… so we sit down and we order our food and drinks. and we started talking about where we...
randomly craving chocolate women.
early-onset replied to your post: a love poem Oh. Right then. *makes a note to hide cat* i feel like you’re coming on to me
a love poem
you broke my heart, girl you got about 5 seconds to fix it i’m not playing do it, or the fucking cat gets it
i like to shout WOLF GANG after doing things that are slightly rebellious like going 10 miles over the speed limit or asking for ketchup at McDonalds when i know i have ketchup at home.
i just went to “gewgle.com” to see what would happen. still took me to Google.com well played, Google.
i have 2 jobs. both of my jobs require me to wear black slacks. i only own one pair of black slacks and i’m kinda too broke to invest in another pair right now. the slacks i own are fine. they are in good condition. my only problem with them is how obvious my dick print is in them. with slacks or like khakis n shit, i like to wear them a size bigger than what i normally wear to avoid...
forrest gump is catchy as hell.
yesterday, there was a knock at my door. when I opened the.door, there was an older Mexican guy standing there. he immediately said “hola” and pointed down my stairs. at the base of the steps that lead to my apartment, was a black guy with locs in a wheelchair. when he saw me poke my head out my doorway to see what the Mexican guy was pointing at, he screamed up “AYE, MAN!...
jay electronica is down with OPP.
annienopanties: The Internet // Love Song -1...
i’m terrible at answering questions i’ve never been asked before.
what if Glob was one of us?
girl, i ain’t yo type. all i do is smoke and listen to weird music.