September 2012
42 posts
stop texting me in all caps, you classless bitch.
August 2012
79 posts
1 tag
this year’s team:
QB :: Matt Ryan, RG3
RB :: Ray Rice, Jamaal Charles, Donald Brown
WR :: AJ Green, Jeremy Maclin, Torrey Smith, Titus Young, Greg Little, Danny Amendola
TE :: Aaron Hernandez, Jacob Tamme
K :: Alex Henery
DEF :: Houston
5 tags
knewdrew asked: yo, have you brushed your teeth yet today?
the only time i get angry about growing up without a father is when there’s something wrong with my car that i don’t know how to fix.
one thing i hate about vegas
if you’re on the freeway and someone cuts you off and you get in the next lane to pull up on them and cuss ‘em out, 9 times out of 10 it’s going to be a tiny mexican woman.
and what would i look like cussing out a tiny mexican woman?
i went to “insert coins” last night which is a nightclub/video arcade. cool concept. it was a fucking sausage fest, though.
at one point, i got hit on by a drunk asian chick at the bar. she said hey i think you’re really cute. and i said thank you. and then she tried to lick my neck. what the fuck? people do that?
2 tags
that one night stand who could’ve been more than that if you didn’t leave your phone at home and you didn’t lose the little sliver of paper that she excitedly wrote her number on. oh, and you were too drunk to remember her name. christ, man. how do you feel about yourself? you can’t even remember her fucking name…
2 tags
i hate when people notice me putting 8 to 10 packets of sugar in my coffee. people are so quick to judge.
1 tag
Anonymous asked: how old were you when you first fucked?
1 tag
Anonymous asked: how were you in high school? popular, nerd, or just a really chill quiet dude?
7 tags
“ain’t naan chick in here that i can’t have.
bada boom bada bam buh...”
– Petey Pablo
3 tags
the other day, some girl on Tumblr reblogged my pic and said
WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL
now ya’ll can’t tell me nothin’.
2 tags
smoking two joints and drinking a 40 alone on a saturday night is not pathetic and also fuck you.
1 tag
WatchMark has therapy.
i’ve always kinda wanted to have my funeral before i die.
1 tag
i hate dumbing down my humor for stupid people.
Crime Mob is my spirit animal.
when i was younger, my church used to have this segment called ”Get Crunk for Christ”.
it was basically a Christian mosh pit.
you can’t friend zone the unfriendly.
i had like 3 different stories i used to tell my friends
about how i lost my virginity
before i actually lost my virginity.
and all 3 of the stories were completely ridiculous
and the only reason my friends couldn’t tell was because
we were all virgins
and we were all lying.
sometimes i think “Fuck Pepsi”.
but i don’t really have any reasoning behind that thought
so i just keep it to myself.
Watch
3 tags
cuntbutter replied to your post: remember cats vs sharks? or am i the only senior…
Team Sharks.
remember cats vs sharks?
or am i the only senior citizen on tumblr tonight?
1 tag
polarity-shift:
behest:
something-bad:
I hate feeling disappointed.
I hate feeling disappointing.
I hate when you make ramen and clean out a bowl, but you didnt really rinse it out well enough and then you put the noodles in there and start to eat and you notice you are chowing down on some dish soap.
1 tag
i’ll probably figure out what i want to do with my life right now in 2 years.
salads that don’t have lettuce in them freak me the fuck out.
1 tag
back in the day
when my little brother and i would get in trouble
my aunt would make us do a bunch of knuckle pushups on her hardwood floors
which seems a bit harsh…
but currently, my brother is doing well enough in football to be scouted by some very decent schools
and i get at least 3 to 4 good blogging hours in a day on Tumblr.
so i guess it worked out for us.
2 tags
i went to a drive-thru smoke shop today to buy a lighter
and on the drive-thru window there was a sign that read
COME INSIDE
WE DO EYEBROWS
2 tags
Watchthanks for the notes and follows and shit like that
but uhh….
just to be clear
that is not me in the video.
that is not my voice.
i am not that man.
blackmilque:
I hate when you think it’s gonna be a silent fart and then it’s loud enough to wake up the homeless person whose head you’re squatting over
1 tag
circa94 asked: your stories are killng me right now. although i am also quite high... so thank you for the qualilty blog much love x
2 tags
i seen a 50+ year old lady today
and she had this lowcut shirt on
and she breast implants.
they were nice as hell though.
i know she was 50+ but i’m looking at her like
and her husband was standing behind her
grinning from ear to ear.
and i was ok with the entire situation.
if whoever i’m with when i’m that old decided she wants breast implants
i’d be totally...
2 tags
i wanna meet knewdrew.
suzy-carmichael:
and smoke with him.
let’s party, girl.
1 tag
i remember the first time i guess i was discriminated(?) against.
i was 8 and i was over my mother’s friends house.
my mother’s friend was white and so was her family.
they had an 8 year old daughter that they shoved me off with to “go play”.
it was cool at first. the girl had a snake. i watched her feed it a mouse. we ran around her neighborhood and found a playground...
2 tags
to be honest…
i can’t stand the way i feel when i see a fat person get excited about food.
today, at work i was having a conversation about fast food restaurants
and someone brought up Sonic
and this girl goes “i’ve never been to Sonic…”
and the fat guy standing next to me was like
“OH MY GOD! YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO SONIC?!”
and his face...
1 tag
i need someone to make a badass compilation
of all of the important historical shit that happened in this year’s olympics
so that when i get older
i can hit my grandkids with the
“oh, 2012? yeah, i was in London around that time…”
1 tag
2 tags
i used to wear this oversized brown leather jacket
when i was in 6th grade.
and i wore it everywhere. and i pretty much wore it everyday.
even on hot days. and i would always refuse to take it off.
i mean…middle school was a weird time for all of us, right?
1 tag
Anonymous asked: You have a beautiful mind
3 tags
celestual-healing:
I told Drew I used to be a nympho and his response was yolo. Everyone and everything from Tumblr is a bad influence on me, gosh.
1 tag
tularemia replied to your post: i’m having the hardest time getting the…
you’re like the Common of tumblr brah you need to reinvent yourself
how do i do that?
write a post then get a talented up and coming young blogger to proofread it for me?
