my lighter won’t work and now i have to use matches to smoke this weed
In 6th grade, i was waiting outside of school for my mother to pick me up (i lived too far away. the school bus couldn’t take me). I was sitting down reading a book when the girl i had the craziest crush on came and sat next to me. I was nervous as hell. I was only like 12, so my game was shot to shit. I wasn’t at all prepared for whatever the fuck she was about to say to me. She turned to me...
tonight, a bitch told me i look like Rich Boy. it happened a couple of hours ago. i’m still not over it.
one time my little brother took a butter knife and put it over an open flame until it was insanely hot. then he ran up to me and stabbed me in the arm with the knife because he thought it would be funny. and i’m the black sheep of my family…
i recently picked up a habit of falling asleep during movies. either i turned 60 years old when i wasn’t looking or i’m developing a case of narcolepsy.
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when am i supposed to learn self-control? at some point, am i supposed to say “no” to the attractive friend, for the sake of our friendship? how long can a friendship last under the pressure of sexual tension? (does that question make sense?) i mean… either you say yes and it happens. and feels start to grow. and at some point one person becomes upset that they...
if Chick-fil-a says “Vote Romney, or we’re taking the #4 away.” i’m voting Romney.
suzy-carmichael: knewdrew: you don’t know disappointment until you’ve poured out a bowl of cereal and realize it’s full of ants. dude…im not even trying to be mean…but do you clean? lol i read your posts about the roach problem. whats up with your place of residence and bugs? nah it’s a fair question. let me clear up a few things. yeah i clean. a lot, actually. the ants in the...
you don’t know disappointment until you’ve poured out a bowl of cereal and realize it’s full of ants.
am i missing something or is Maybach Music Group the worst name for a music group ever? i’m probably missing something…
last night, i had a deaf customer come in. during our exchange we communicated thru notes to each other. i wanted to write to you guys about how amazing this experience was for me but actually, she was kind of a bitch. she came in 5 minutes before we closed and she stayed for fucking ever. i didn’t get home until 3:30 this morning because of her inconsiderate ass.
i appreciate what the Kardashians have done for the black community.
Mos Def is arguably the best rapper turned actor. i mean…who else can even be considered in the argument? Will Smiith?
Life Without Air Conditioning Journal Entry #1 July 29th, 2012 2:01 AM PST Day 1 It is hot as fuck, bruh.
been on a strict margherita pizza and chicken burrito diet lately. life is food.
got my check from work today and it ended up being $200 more than i expected