Sergio Garcia (when asked if he would invite Tiger Woods to dinner during US Open): We will have (Tiger Woods) round every night. We will serve fried chicken.
White Youtube Commenter: How is this racist?
sophisticated-killer asked: When I see you on my dash I read some of your stuff for a while and laugh a little. The Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke post had me in tears. I enjoy your blog.
thank you. i’m glad you enjoy it.
also, i’m making a blog about moving from atlanta to rhode island. good stuff ahead. look out for that.
9 DAYS UNTIL ISABELLE’S BIRTHDAY I’M SO EXCITED THIS BLOG POST WAS DEFINITELY MADE BY ME AND NOT ISABELLE
*googles Benghazi for dummies*
gorgeous people who aren’t that funny but think they have the best sense of humor because everyone laughs at their jokes because they’re gorgeous.
circle of life.
up reading about the Basquiat/Diaz SAMO movement.
i don’t know anything about Basquiat, but from reading this he sounds like a sellout.
i guess i should read more.
nothing used to hurt my heart more than being called an african booty scratcher in elementary school
don’t matter how good my day was going
once someone pulled the african booty scratcher card out on me, that was it
fuck recess. call my mom. i want to go home. i’m an african booty scratcher.