in this hot nigga song bobby shmurda says “i been selling crack since like the 5th grade”
think about the person you were when you were in the fifth grade. could that person sell crack?
when i walked into work today, i saw a guy who looked like action bronson sitting at the bar. i went to the back to hang my jacket up and i thought to myself “what the fuck would i even say to action bronson if he was sitting at the bar?” the first couple things that came to mind were to compliment him on the easy rider video, because i enjoyed it. and to ask him why the hell he was eating airport food. i know he knows food and anyone who knows food knows that airport food is the fucking worst. i’d question his poor decision. when i got back to the bar it ended up not being action bronson but some other fat white bearded dude with precious hair. i was kinda relieved.
also, president obama completely fucked me over today. he flew into our airport and when the president flies in, all air traffic is restricted in the area for an hour. so the bar became packed with people pissed off that their flights were unexpectedly delayed for an hour and i’m not the biggest fan of dealing with cranky ass white people.
i don’t think i’d ask obama anything if i ever met him.
This summer I was determined to carve out a tiny space for myself on the internet where I could be creative, authentic and document my growth. While blogging on Tumblr has been quite the experience, I felt that it was time to start anew and move to a new platform. So, I’m happy to announce that Signed-Isabelle.com is officially up and running!
It took a lot of work to get this site going. While buying my domain name and finding a hosting site was easy, finding a freelance web designer that had reasonable prices was so difficult. I ended up hiring one woman who did a terrible job on my site and, since I had signed a contract, I had to pay her despite her work. I was ready to give up all hope on having the blog-design that I wanted, especially since I had already lost a lot of money, until a beautiful soul named Ire contacted me on Tumblr.
Ire not only set up my blog, but she also created two custom logos for me. It’s pretty funny, actually. I had this vision of exactly how I wanted my logo to be, and while Ire created it, she also created a few extra designs that she had come up with, and those are the ones I fell in love with and ended up using! She was so incredibly easy to work with and she did everything in a quick and timely fashion. So shoutout to Ire — you the real MVP!
If any of you are thinking of getting a new site set up, please think of contacting Ire, HERE.
So, I’ll officially be blogging in this new space! It is probably easiest to follow me via Bloglovin’ (such a dope site if you haven’t heard of it — it compiles all of the blogs that you follow into one timeline) but that’s up to you. I’m sure I’ll still be blogging silly things here, but I hope you all come along for the ride at my new spot.
I love, love, love you all, always. xoxoxo
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The best part about reverse graffiti is that it forces the city to clean their walls if they want to get rid of it. XD
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i had several (white) customers come up to me and personally apologize for what’s going on in Ferguson right now. i had to change all of the tv’s from cnn to espn to get them to stop.